lecavaliers:

 #CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN

tupacabra:

*chokes on dick cutely*

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

wikatiepedia:

wikatiepedia:

have you ever noticed that one side of tom hiddleston’s face always looks really intense and strong and the other side always looks really innocent and sorrowful

[ABLE-BODIED AND ROBUST TOM]

[SAD AND INCULPABLE TOM]

[POWERFUL AND STAUNCH TOM]

[SWEET AND VIRTUOUS TOM]

he keeps doing the thing

[I’M GONNA KILL UR FAMILY]

[WITH ICE CREAM AND FLOWERS]

hommos:

you know whats the funniest thing ever? when a fic says “PG-“ 

AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ HOMOSEXUAL FANFICTION WITH YOUR PARENTS

“mom pass the popcorn, he’s giving him a blowjob”

“HERE YOU GO SWEETHEART. OH MY GOD HE SWALLOWED”